Chili's Super Awesome Ask Blog!

Dec 21

Anonymous asked: does it take a lot of hair gel for your hair to stay up like that

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Anonymous asked: if you are making a fort pansear i have a plan for it. *puts blueprints on table* okay we have the gigantic stone surrouding wall here, cannons here... *continues seemingly endless rambling* ... and here are the stripper poles! what do you think?

Ya lost me at “IF”, kid. B( 

All I heard was STRIPPER POLES AND CANNONS.

Anonymous asked: can i ask you a question? <---- MY QUESTION

Can you? B(

Anonymous asked: Well...what if I had a Zapdos and a Raikou?

Then you would be fuckin’ lying and i would kick you out of my gym 8) 

Dec 19

Anonymous asked: Can we make a Fort Pansear to rival Fort Pansage? I got a Pichu to defeat your drunken brother and you can beat Cilan.

A PICHU?

HA.

Damn man that aint gonna take my brother down.

Drunky or not.

Aint gonna do SHITTTT.

Hes pretty great at battles n’ shit. (not as good as me though. )

Nov 04

drunkcress:

askthatguynamedchili:

drunkcress:

askthatguynamedchili:

gotta go fuckin fast

not so fast, brother.

…..

AHAHA IM ON A ROLL TONIGHT

EXCUSE YOU

Temper, temper. <3

Im gonna go sO FAST YOU WONT KNOw WHAT tO DO

JUST ZIP ZAM ZOOM

ILL BE SITTIN ON THE MOON CRESS

drunkcress:

askthatguynamedchili:

gotta go fuckin fast

not so fast, brother.

…..

AHAHA IM ON A ROLL TONIGHT

EXCUSE YOU

gotta go fuckin fast

Oct 15

charlie-the-rainicorn asked: Where the heck were YOU when that Purrloin stole Cilan's nipples?!

Napping probably.

B)

Oct 12

full-restore:

um wow excuse u chili was that full restore necessary  

yes

(Source: clippie)